Well, it turns out that the groundhog saw his shadow and the Americans have to suffer four more years of bad leadership. I think that is how that goes anyway. I didn’t see the final distribution map, but it looks like the country was divided up pretty much as it was during the civil war - with the backwards south voting Bush (my apologies to the civilized in the south) and the north siding with the rest of the world to get Kerry in the oval office. But apparently there are more right-wing hicks in the states than previously estimated. That is all I am going to mention on the election because my political knowledge is pretty small.

Written by Colin Bate