The stink that stank

Damn. There is a steadily intensifying rank odor taking over tech support. It started around 10 this morning I think. Since then it has killed 2 people and is holding a couple others hostage. We have experts in trying to quell the situation, but Jon and I have boarded ourselves in our office and are hoping to make it out of this with our lunch where it belongs. If you value your olfactory safety, then for the love of all that is holy, stay the hell away from the West end of the third floor of the CS building. You’ve been warned.

Written by Colin Bate